A catalogue of toilet notices and the things they forbid.
Pleasingly the image of the toilet paper (the only thing you can flush) is hung the correct way. Though obviously that is not at all how the toilet paper is dispensed. It's sheet at a time from a plastic box. "Rubbish"…
Again another location where one is forced to remove turds from the bowl, though at least this time they give you a bin to put them in. Confusingly the provided diagram appears to show a person putting toilet paper in t…
Yet another case where one is forced to grab their turd out of the bowl and find some other place to dispose of it. No window in this toilet, so was forced to push it down the plughole of the sink. No attempt at politen…
"Please use the sufficient amount of toilet paper" sounds like they are asking you to make sure you use enough to get yourself clean. As if they don't want that incident with Bob to happen again. The 3 minutes between f…
This seems fair. You would have to be an absolute monster to try and flush a nappy down a toilet. Tea bags is weird though. Who the hell is flushing tea bags down the toilet in a car park? Presumably some event in the p…
This one is quite blurry. Probably because I was so distracted by having to fish my turd out of the toilet and throw it out of the window because apparently you aren't allowed to flush them down the toilet.
This is the sign that started it all. "Sensitive plumbing" has an emotional delicacy about it. That made me want to take a picture of it. I think "our plumber will thank you" is a potential mistake though. Presumably pl…